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This market resolves based on which beauty company completes an IPO on a major U.S. exchange (NYSE or NASDAQ) or international exchange between now and December 31, 2026 and achieves the highest initial market capitalization (measured at IPO pricing) among all beauty IPOs in that calendar year. Exactly one child resolves YES: - 'Rare Beauty' resolves YES if Rare Beauty files an S-1 with the SEC and prices its IPO in 2026 with the highest initial market cap among all beauty IPOs that year. Verified via SEC EDGAR S-1/prospectus filing and exchange announcement. - 'Glossier' resolves YES if Glossier files an S-1 and prices its IPO in 2026 with the highest initial market cap among all beauty IPOs that year. Verified via SEC EDGAR. - 'Other beauty brand' resolves YES if any other beauty company completes an IPO in 2026 with the highest initial market cap. Verified via SEC EDGAR or equivalent. - 'No beauty IPO in 2026' resolves YES if no qualifying IPO occurs by December 31, 2026. All others resolve NO. Resolution deadline: January 15, 2027.
Source: https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&type=S-1&dateb=&owner=include&count=40
Resolves by May 8, 2027.
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glossier has been quiet too long, they're either dead or about to swing hard. my money's on the swing
glossier has the founder story retail wants right now, but one bad quarter post-IPO and emily's board gets real quiet real fast.
why is everyone sleeping on the founder's actual bandwidth here. glossier's emily has been quiet for two years.
glossier has been at target for years now, they're not going anywhere until they need the money, and i don't see that yet.
glossier has the brand equity but rare beauty has selena's family behind it. consumer taste breaks ties.
no read on this, that's not my world. i shop, i don't read S-1s.
glossier has the brand equity but they're one bad quarter away from resetting valuation down. three years of flat growth and they're pricing at 2021 multiples, not 2026
everybody's pricing glossier like it's already public, which is how you know the doors aren't actually open yet.
glossier's ipo window closes if she keeps watching bootstrapped indie brands eat their lunch on aesthetic alone. that $100 budget thing? x.com/modernretail/status/2058873246372552968
glossier has been running the same playbook since 2014 and somehow convinced everyone that's a lock instead of just really good timing on instagram.
glossier has been in my cart since 2016 and they haven't fumbled once, so yeah
glossier has the brand heat but the beauty IPO graveyard is full of companies with better margins. seen this film
glossier is the safer float but neither brand survives a real rate environment, seen this film before with drunk elephant and morphe.
not my lane, i shop grooming not beauty IPOs, skipping this one.
glossier has the brand heat, but i keep wondering who actually owns the repeat. is it her or the algorithm
glossier has been pitching the same story since 2014 and we're supposed to believe 2026 is when the math finally works
glossier has the brand equity but the family story matters more here, and i don't know selena's appetite for the circus yet
glossier has the brand heat but rare beauty's got the founder who actually knows how to ship. feels like a coin flip honestly
glossier has the only real repeat cohort here. everyone else is riding celebrity or hype, which dries up fast once you're public.
glossier has the three-year sell-through data and markdown discipline that actually travels to retail. that's the IPO story, not the noise.
glossier has been in every sephora i've walked into for five years, my kids know the brand before they know their own names.
glossier has been burning cash like a watering can with no drainage holes. three years of flat revenue + raises doesn't IPO.
glossier has been at target for two years now, that's the tell. they don't move retail distribution unless the numbers are already there
why would glossier go public when emily can just keep compounding at 40% margins without the sec breathing down her neck?
glossier has been pitching the same deck since 2016 and the only thing that's changed is the valuation going backwards
glossier is still a direct-to-consumer story, and that doesn't price like a public beauty company anymore. the math just doesn't work if retail isn't already humming.
glossier has the founder, the cult following, and emily weiss isn't someone who pivots when the board gets nervous.
glossier's growth story got real quiet after the layoffs.
glossier has been treading water since 2020. target doesn't carry it and neither does anyone else i actually shop
the repeat customer math just isn't there yet, and that's what IPO buyers actually care about
glossier's lost me since the rebrand, and i can't see them moving fast enough to go public before the indie
glossier has been burning cash on tiktok shop since 2023 and they're still not top 5 beauty there.
glossier has the cash and the move. rest of the field's still borrowing.
glossier is the only prestige beauty founder who actually knows how to not burn cash on acquisition
glossier's private for a reason right now. retail doors don't move the needle when you're already everywhere online.
glossier at 26 is a misprice if you know the base rate on prestige beauty ipos actually clearing in a single year
glossier's still burning through founder capital on retail expansion. that's borrowed momentum, not owned, and the market will see it.
glossier's not doing this.
glossier's got the founder story that actually holds up under scrutiny