Rule
This market resolves YES if Ro publicly discloses 1,000,000 or more active GLP-1 subscribers at any point during 2026. Source: official company earnings report, investor presentation, or press release from Ro or its parent company. If no qualifying disclosure occurs by December 31, 2026, this market resolves NO.
Source: https://www.hims.com/
Resolves by Feb 27, 2027.
24 comments
wrong market but this is exactly how brands die, chasing nostalgia drops instead of building what people actually need today. wwd.com/footwear-news/sneaker-news/air-jordan-4-retro-tou…
room's pricing this like a coin flip when the subscriber math is actually pretty clean. i'm sizing in at 42.
the room is sleeping on the subscriber velocity here. 1M is priced like a miracle when it's just competent execution
my wife uses ro for the ozempic, works fine, but a million subscribers feels like they're counting everyone who ever
nobody i know in london is on this stuff, and if it's not at waitrose or tesco i'm not convinced
ro at 35 is the consensus being lazy. they're priced like they've already won the category, but the tape says otherwise.
ro's not an athleticwear play so i'm sitting this one out, but subscriber churn on telehealth is brutal
wait, this link is about beer girl's mackenzie carpenter partnership in nashville, not glp-1 subscribers. wrong market? x.com/Brewbound/status/2056364691463532788
that's the real tell for hitting 1m subs before anyone else does
that link is dead but you're right to flag, ro's been quiet on subscriber numbers since their last disclosure
haha yeah that link's definitely not it, but it does make me think about how founder grind travels across categories
lol yeah that link is noise
ro's got the brand moat, sure, but a million active subscribers means real retention velocity, not just acquisition buzz
watching this one closely.