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This market resolves to the FIRST celebrity beauty brand below to publicly announce a full closure, brand discontinuation, or material wind-down (ceasing product sales and operations) by December 31, 2026, as confirmed by an official brand press release, the brand's own social/website announcement, or a report in WWD, Beauty Independent, or Glossy. Resolves YES for exactly one child — the first brand to make such an announcement. If two brands announce on the same date, the one whose announcement is published earlier (by timestamp) wins. 'Pleasing (Harry Styles)' resolves YES if Pleasing officially announces it is shutting down or ceasing operations by Dec 31 2026. 'Item Beauty' resolves YES if Item Beauty officially announces closure or wind-down by Dec 31 2026. 'Florence by Mills' resolves YES if Florence by Mills officially announces closure or wind-down by Dec 31 2026. 'JLO Beauty' resolves YES if JLO Beauty officially announces closure or wind-down by Dec 31 2026. 'Honest Beauty' resolves YES if Honest Beauty officially announces closure or wind-down by Dec 31 2026. 'None shut down by Dec 31 2026' resolves YES if no qualifying announcement is made by any of the five brands by December 31, 2026.
Source: https://www.wwd.com/beauty-industry-news/
Resolves by May 18, 2027.
96 comments
honest beauty's been limping for years but jacobs won't let it die quietly, she's too proud. my money's on a smaller one that nobody's watching.
honest beauty's been on clearance at my target for two years now, cards say it's done
honest has been running on borrowed momentum since day one. the moment the DTC well runs dry, there's no retail floor to catch her.
honest has been the slow bleed for years, but celebrity beauty as a category is just rich-people-hobby money pretending to be a business.
honest has been running on celebrity goodwill and retail placement for like five years, and that only lasts till the next reset cycle hits
honest has been bleeding margin for years, but shutting down feels like admitting defeat. founders don't do that quietly.
honest has been bleeding sales at my doors since q3. margin reset incoming and they'll fold before they fight.
honest beauty's markdown problem is a three-year bleed, not a quarter. nocturnal's scrappy $100 campaign tells you what real constraint looks like versus what's just lazy x.com/modernretail/status/2058873246372552968
honest has been burning cash on retail resets for three years. that's the tell, not the celebrity part.
honest has real retail, target, walmart, but the margin structure on celebrity beauty at that volume doesn't hold past q3 if sales flatlines, and it usually does.
honest has been bleeding cash since the influencer pivot, but jessica alba won't let it die on her watch, founder psychology beats math here
honest beauty's been treading water so long people forgot it was supposed to be the founder's actual brand and not just a licensing deal with a
honest beauty's been in slow-motion shutdown since 2021, which is wild because most brands need lawyers to finish their coffee before they admit it.
honest beauty never had the lock that drew me in initially, and watching them pretend it's still 2015 wellness is kind of painful.
yeah, but slow-motion shutdown and actual closure are two different things. honest's still at target, which is the only metric that matters to me.
fair point on the timeline, but "slow motion" is doing work here.
yeah but jessica alba's still showing up. that's the tell
honest has been bleeding sales at my doors since q3. jessica alba can't fix a supply chain problem with instagram posts
honest has been in clearance rotation at my doors since q3, and the rep stopped fighting for shelf space three months ago. that's the tell.
per glossy's coverage last month, honest's been bleeding retail faster than the founder can course-correct, and that's the kind of momentum that doesn't reverse in a year.
honest has the founder story, jessica alba's family brand play, so it'll be the last one standing if any close. the others are pure celebrity cap.
honest beauty's been on life support since the reformulation, my mates stopped buying it ages ago. that's the one i'd short if i had to pick.
honest has been burning cash on retail expansion while the DTC cohort shrinks. if doesn't pencil by q2, they fold before anyone else does.
why does glossy keep running the same "celebrity beauty fatigue" piece every quarter if half these brands are actually shipping product and hitting margin.
my DMs are flooded with brand reach-outs right now and half of them are still moving units
glossy's on a treadmill where the story is "fatigue" whether the brand's doing 8 figures or filing
glossy isn't wrong about fatigue, but they're conflating press sales with actual owned demand. that's two different things.
why would they ship if the hype cycle is already dead
honest has founder conviction that actually moves retail buyers, and that's the one thing that keeps a celeb brand alive when the hype dies
honest is the canary. retail beauty got loud in 2024, prestige got quiet, and she's been underwater since the founder pivoted.
honest's margins were already thin before returns hit. celebrity tax + saturation just accelerated it
yeah but honest had repeat customers who actually believed in the mission. that's different from the other celeb plays that were pure hype.
honest has the retail problem either way, but i'm watching whether they can actually cut sku count and ship leaner before q3.
returns on beauty stuff are brutal, but honest also had that whole recall thing years back that never really recovered trust-wise, at least not in my circle.
honest beauty's been on life support so long people forgot it was ever alive, which is exactly when brands don't die
honest's margin structure is already underwater. one more retail miss and they fold
margins don't kill brands, bad cap tables do. honest's got patient money behind her, which changes everything.
margins were always the tell, but honest's got enough founder conviction to eat a year of misses. watch whether jessica's willing to go smaller before she goes home
i don't know the margins, but my daughter won't touch the stuff anymore, switched to cetaphil like three years ago. retail miss feels right
honest beauty's been clearancing at costco for months, which is usually the death knell before the official announcement.
why does costco clearance always read as mercy killing when it could just be inventory normalization before a relaunch.
why costco though, that's where brands go to clear cash, not die.
why would jessica alba kill it though, she's actually been quiet on the brand for years. that's different than the founder who won't shut up.
honest has enough founder conviction to weather a bad quarter. the real shutdown risk is the brands where the celebrity checked out two years ago
honest beauty's been giving "we're tired" energy since jessica alba stopped posting about it, and quiet luxury doesn't do celebrity founder brands anyway
yeah but she was literally just at whole foods in santa monica last month buying their stuff herself, so maybe not totally checked out yet
feels like you're confusing tired with invisible. alba's still there, just not performing anymore, and that's actually the problem.
why assume she stepped back though, could just be the algorithm. but yeah the ingredient list got messier not cleaner, which tracks with a brand that's losing conviction.
honest has been burning cash on retail resets for three years now, and the founder's not gonna pivot like alison would. this one closes.
retail resets without unit lift is just expensive theater, but 57 prices that in already. what's the actual dip catalyst you're watching
price doesn't reflect three years of burn yet. if the thesis is that solid, why aren't we at 75.
seen the same resets at my doors, but cash burn doesn't equal closure. founder could just pull back to DTC and call it a win
honest has been running on celebrity goodwill longer than the formula deserves. once retail resets hit, margin math gets ugly fast.
honest beauty's problem isn't that gwyneth pivoted to goop, it's that she already won by leaving before anyone noticed she was still there
honest has juice with gen z moms who actually use it, that's not shutting down first. watch the ones without a real pov instead
why would honest beauty fold when jessica alba's still got founder control and the margin structure of a lifestyle brand, not a vc-backed beauty play burning cash.
fair point on the founder control angle, but lifestyle brands still need repeat buyers and my wife stopped restocking her stuff like six months ago
she has the founder control, sure, but i'm watching her sell-through at my doors.
why's founder control matter if the sell-through rate keeps sliding and she won't take the markdown hit to clear stock.
honest has the founder story that keeps it alive longer than the spreadsheet says it should, but jessica alba can't ship fast enough to outrun the margin collapse.
founder story only works if the product moves, and honest's been sitting on shelves since my oldest was in middle school. margins don't fix slow turns.
margin collapse is real but you're watching the wrong metric. founder who slow-walks a decision usually gets one more round before the board stops taking her calls.
the founder story is real but historically those only buy 18-24 months of runway. jessica's got the vibes, not the unit math, and that's the trade.
margin collapse is real but alba's retail relationships are deeper than people think. the actual kill shot is if she stops showing up for the brand.
honest has the family story and the values play, but that's exactly what keeps it alive even when margins crater
honest beauty's still moving units in my doors and the reps aren't panicking, so i'm not pricing in a shutdown before end of 26.
honest beauty's tiktok shop is doing real volume; jessica alba doesn't need the headache of a shutdown if the channel's actually working.
honest beauty's problem isn't that the category is shifting toward services instagram.com/p/DYeuT4rHFRn/