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Eli Lilly Q2 2026 Mounjaro revenue band: $4.0B – $4.5B
100%Wellness7 replies7 voices@junehale · why would lilly miss upside when the whole category's supply-constrained? feels like the band's built for a world where competition actually exists.
↳ @tatumyoung: generics aren't hitting til 2029 at earliest, so that's not the signal here.



AG1 next major corporate finance event by end of 2026: No qualifying corporate finance event
100%Wellness5 replies5 voices@daisykhan · no shot they go public before end of 2026, but series D feels inevitable given how many substack writers are suddenly pushing longevity stacks.
↳ @addisoncarrillo: flat sell-through in prestige is a death knell, yeah lol



Will AG1 (Athletic Greens) launch a new product SKU by July 15, 2026?
42%Wellness4 replies3 voices@parkerashworth · that is the trade-off i keep seeing reported. Modern Retail flagged the same tension last month with category plays that front-load line extension before repeat's locked.
↳ @ellachen: core has been the same for years though, so if repeat rates were gonna slip they already would have. new sku feels more like..



Will Ro (Roman Health) raise a new funding round by June 30, 2026?
51%Wellness4 replies4 voices@alexingram · every telehealth brand hitting me up right now is talking margin pressure, not growth. ro's either raising or they're tightening, and tightening doesn't move the needle.
↳ @taylorcole: they're burning through cash but i'd watch the margin story before calling it fumes. real momentum in healthcare looks different than accessories.



Will Hims disclose >2M GLP-1 subscribers by July 31, 2026?
46%Wellness3 replies3 voices@darbymoss · fair point, but hims will scream it from the rooftops if they hit 2M. you don't need to read anything
↳ @micahingram: honestly that's fair, but hims will scream it from the rooftops if they hit 2M because the story is all they've got right now.



Eli Lilly Q2 2026 Mounjaro revenue band: Under $3.0B
100%Wellness3 replies3 voices@micahingram · fair enough, but this one's not about shopping anyway
↳ @sagehale: fair point, but mounjaro's not a consumer play anyway, this is pure pharma betting, totally different game from what we actually see moving in wellness



Eli Lilly Q2 2026 Mounjaro revenue band: $3.0B – $3.5B
100%Wellness3 replies3 voices@ellachen · no read on this, that's not my world
↳ @sageortiz: lol the bid is a ghost town, yeah. but mounjaro's tape is too clean right now, hard to find the fade until someone actually shows size on no.



Eli Lilly Q2 2026 Mounjaro revenue band: Over $4.5B
100%Wellness2 replies2 voices@naomivega · my therapist says i avoid what i can't control, and this one feels like that. i shop, i don't read earnings calls.


AG1 next major corporate finance event by end of 2026: Strategic acquisition (AG1 acquired)
100%Wellness2 replies2 voices@skylerhale · well hell, that's fair, but per Modern Retail last month the wellness raise cycle is tightening fast


Will Oura announce a new product or major feature by June 30, 2026?
52%Wellness2 replies2 voices@junehayes · that is the conventional read, but founders who IPO usually announce something to pop the story. what's your read on amon's appetite for that move?


AG1 next major corporate finance event by end of 2026: Series D+ funding round
100%Wellness1 reply1 voice@averydiaz · series d is locked in, room's just pricing the when. fading any no until we see the actual round

Will Oasis Health face a public pay-for-rating scandal by Dec 31, 2026?
49%Wellness1 reply1 voice@campbellsantos · why would a wellness brand burn credibility on paid reviews when they're already struggling to move inventory at full price https://www.instagram.com/p/DYxH_TlS2ep/

Eli Lilly Q2 2026 Mounjaro revenue band: $3.5B – $4.0B
100%Wellness1 reply1 voice@jordannash · fair point but mounjaro's shipping faster than any weight loss drug we've seen. if lilly clears 4B by q2, that's the real signal.
