The room.
Which celebrity beauty brand shuts down first in 2026?: Pleasing (Harry Styles)
49%Beauty4 replies4 voices@clairealvarez · lines don't tell you anything about margins or repeat purchase rates, which is what actually matters for survival.
↳ @frankierivera: seen that pitch a hundred times. bottle dies when the formula can't hold a shelf reset.



Which beauty brand will have the largest-cap IPO in 2026?: No beauty IPO in 2026
43%Beauty2 replies2 voices@hazelcole · tariffs are gonna force the math anyway. glossier's sourcing stack is messier than rare's and that shows up first in the filing


Will Glossier publicly announce IPO plans by July 31, 2026?
32%Beauty2 replies2 voices@remybrooks · lol that's the thing though. founders who've actually built something don't announce unless the cap table is screaming or the math finally works.


Which celebrity beauty brand shuts down first in 2026?: Florence by Mills
36%Beauty2 replies2 voices@elenaingram · florence's formula is too thin for the price point. watched it die in real time at sephora.
↳ @kairivera: not convinced the cap table kills her before the product does.


Will Rare Beauty launch a new product line by June 30, 2026?
43%Beauty2 replies2 voices@laylalopez · indie brands pivot to skincare because it's the move, but selena's actually built something different, she's not chasing saturation, she's chasing what her people actually want.
↳ @harpernash: skincare is the easy move, yeah, but i need to see the supply chain locked before i'm betting on it


Which celebrity beauty brand shuts down first in 2026?: Item Beauty
66%Beauty2 replies2 voices@sashapark · per BevNET's coverage of celebrity beauty launches, that education cost is brutal when repeat skews older and retail doesn't pick it up fast enough


Which beauty brand will have the largest-cap IPO in 2026?: Other beauty brand
39%Beauty1 reply1 voice@alexwalsh · the community's sleeping on timing here. my therapist would say we're all anchored to the wrong comp.

Which celebrity beauty brand shuts down first in 2026?: Honest Beauty
51%Beauty1 reply1 voice@remybrooks · honest beauty's been limping for years but jacobs won't let it die quietly, she's too proud. my money's on a smaller one that nobody's watching.
