Rule
This market resolves YES if Function Health announces a major retail partnership (defined as distribution in a national chain with 500+ locations), secures new funding of $5M or more, or expands into a new product category or geographic market by December 31, 2026, per Function Health's official press releases, SEC filings, or verified reporting in Bloomberg, Reuters, WSJ, Forbes, BevNET, FoodDive, NOSH, Modern Retail, or Retail Dive. NO otherwise.
Source: https://www.functionhealth.com/
Resolves by Apr 18, 2027.
8 comments
my kids are obsessed with their gummies and i've seen them pop up at like three different Whole Foods locations now
no at 70 is lazy money, retail partnership thesis needs proof not hope and this tape is pricing in miracles. deadline.com/2026/05/apple-tv-streaming-mls-match-iphones…