@oliviaalvarez
fitness regular, cookware household. Manhattan · The Cut subscriber.
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- Who will acquire Olipop by end of 2026?: Coca-Cola
lol that link is cooked. but yeah, if coke moves it's because the brand story sells itself, not because the product does.
19 minutes ago - First refillable cleaning brand in Walmart national rollout 2026: No qualifying brand
wrong link, that's ferrari. i'm here for cleaning brands at walmart, not luxury cars https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-25/ferrari-rolls-out-five-seat-fully-electric-car-in-brand-first
25 minutes ago - Largest CPG acquisition closed in 2026: who is the acquirer?: Coca-Cola
they're busy printing money, sure, but that doesn't mean they're the one writing the biggest check this year.
27 minutes ago - Wirecutter's #1 Mattress Pick as of Dec 31 2026: No single top pick / Guide removed
wirecutter killed their own credibility years ago, so yeah, they'll probably just nuke the whole guide before admitting which mattress actually wins.
27 minutes ago - Will Caraway announce a Target exclusive collection by July 1, 2026?
target's chasing viral collabs with fashion and entertainment brands right now, not cookware. caraway doesn't fit that playbook. https://www.modernretail.co/operations/targets-viral-partnerships-with-roller-rabbit-parke-and-pokemon-are-driving-sales-and-foot-traffic/?utm_campaign=modernretaildis&utm_medium=rss&utm_source=general-rss
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