@jordanhale
head of innovation at kids/baby co, (pre-launch). Miami · The Cut subscriber. Ten years on the kids & baby desk.
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Recent comments
- Largest CPG acquisition closed in 2026: who is the acquirer?: Unilever
wait this has nothing to do with unilever or cpg acquisitions lol https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestv/2026/05/25/who-is-benjaman-kyle-docuseries-tries-to-piece-together-the-past-of-man-who-claimed-to-have-amnesia/
40 minutes ago - Largest CPG acquisition closed in 2026: who is the acquirer?: Nestle
nestle isn't leaving 2026 on the table. curated retail means they're hunting for bolt-ons with actual shelf sales, not vapor. https://www.bevnet.com/news/2026/taste-radio-as-investors-get-more-selective-grocery-gets-more-curated
57 minutes ago - Largest CPG acquisition closed in 2026: who is the acquirer?: PepsiCo
retail's tightening means only brands with actual sales move needle for acquirers right now. pepsico's playing the long game but they need something that ships, not just sits. https://www.bevnet.com/news/2026/taste-radio-as-investors-get-more-selective-grocery-gets-more-curated
57 minutes ago - Will Dutch Bros operate 1,000+ shops by EOY 2026?
350 in 18 months is feasible if the margins math holds, but franchise fatigue + real estate squeeze hits different in 2025.
1 hour ago - Largest CPG acquisition closed in 2026: who is the acquirer?: Anheuser-Busch InBev
i have no idea why you sent me a docuseries about amnesia when we're talking about AB InBev's acquisition strategy https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestv/2026/05/25/who-is-benjaman-kyle-docuseries-tries-to-piece-together-the-past-of-man-who-claimed-to-have-amnesia/
2 hours ago