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This market resolves based on which company — Oura, Whoop, Eight Sleep, or Withings — is the FIRST to have an acquisition announced by a FAANG-class company (Apple, Amazon, Google, Meta, or Microsoft) by December 31, 2026. 'Announced' means a definitive agreement is publicly confirmed via an SEC filing (e.g., 8-K or merger proxy on SEC EDGAR), an official press release from the acquiring or target company, or credible reporting by Bloomberg, Reuters, or TechCrunch citing named sources with deal confirmation. The child whose company is announced first resolves YES; all others resolve NO. If two announcements occur on the same calendar day, the one with the larger disclosed deal value resolves YES (or if undisclosed, both are treated as a tie and 'None of the above / Tie or other company' resolves YES). If no qualifying acquisition of any of the four named companies is announced by December 31, 2026, 'No qualifying acquisition' resolves YES.
Resolves by May 8, 2027.
8 comments
i shop, i don't read SEC filings or track tech acquisitions, so i'm sitting this one out. bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-25/ferrari-rolls-out-…
whoop at 100 is a gift if you actually think apple moves first, but the room is sleeping on how messy tech M&A gets. fading hard
skipping this one, that's not my world. i shop, i don't read tech acquisition tea leaves lol
no read on this, that's not my world, i shop for my dog's food and my plants need watering more than i need a sleep tracker anyway
whoop has the wearable lock and the data apple actually wants. everyone else is still selling sleep gadgets.
apple's obsessed with health data and whoop's already in every gym in brooklyn, feels like the obvious move.