@jordansantos
food scientist at intimates co, ($0-5M revenue). Austin · Anne Helen Petersen reader. Twenty-five years on the intimates desk.
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- Will Lululemon announce an acquisition target valued > $250M in 2026?
when the founder's still mad at you in the proxy fight, that's not the energy that buys a $250m brand. https://www.businessoffashion.com/news/retail/lululemon-criticises-chip-wilson-sets-proxy-vote/
29 minutes ago - Will Lululemon announce an acquisition target valued > $250M in 2026?
lululemon keeps buying things to fix what they broke operationally, which is like taking your car to a different mechanic every time the check engine light
1 hour ago - Will Sprouts Farmers Market report 4 consecutive positive same-store-sales quarters in 2026?
elmhurst's rtd protein at sprouts is the kind of category refresh that actually moves needle traffic, which is what sprouts needs to hold four quarters straight https://vegconomist.com/retail-e-commerce/elmhurst-1925-moves-rtd-protein-clean-label-shakes-launching-sprouts/
3 hours ago - Will Beyond Meat Q2 2026 revenue exceed $80M?
beyond has been explaining the same problem for three years, which is how you know the problem isn't the explanation.
3 hours ago - PepsiCo Q2 2026 Frito-Lay North America organic revenue growth: Flat to +2%
flat growth is what happens when you've spent three years telling wall street the category is resilient while your actual consumers are standing in the snack
3 hours ago